Get into the March Madness spirit with this tasty Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake!
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I fill out a tournament bracket every year. I can usually make it through the first day or two without sustaining major injuries…but then everything usually falls apart. The team I predicted to win the whole thing loses in the Second Round. Or another team I predicted to make the Final Four bows out early. There’s a reason why Warren Buffett offered $1 billion dollars to anyone who could pick a perfect bracket back in the 2014 tournament. The odds of picking perfection were 1 in 9.2 quintillion. In case you’re wondering, no one made it past the first 31 hours of the tournament that year. Warren’s billion stayed safe under his mattress. Or wherever else you hide a billion dollars.
Do you guys fill out tourney brackets each year? Do you put thought into each game, or do you just take a random guess at it? I’ve heard of the whole ‘going with the team colors’ thing. “I like royal blue more than baby blue, therefore I’m picking Duke over UNC.” Sound logic. I’ve heard of the whole ‘going with team mascots’ thing, too. “A devil with a pitchfork could easily defeat a sheep, therefore I’m picking Duke over UNC.” Again, sound logic.
But speaking of team mascots, can we take a moment to celebrate some of the best team names in the country? There’s the mighty Banana Slugs of UC-Santa Barbara. And there’s the Idaho Vandals. What exactly does a vandal do? Does it inspire fear in their opponents by threatening to break their car windows?
Not to be outdone, there’s the Fighting Artichokes from Scottsdale (AZ) Community College. (Since community colleges games aren’t usually televised, their athletic budgets are usually small. But I’m guessing Scottsdale rakes in the money on t-shirt sales for the Fighting ‘Chokes. Genius move on their part, really.)
Ok, ok, just one more and then I’ll stop. From the ranks of minor league baseball, my favorite is the Hartford Yard Goats. Rumor has it that there will be a petting zoo at some of Hartford’s home games this year. Yes, you can pet a yard goat.
But before we wrap up this talk about college basketball, we have to talk about this Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake. Truthfully, this cookie cake could make an appearance at all sorts of events. Birthdays, anniversaries, Super Bowl, Mondays, etc. But with March Madness right around the corner, I decided to go with a simple basketball decoration here. No matter what color frosting you use, this Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake is one legit dessert! Forget braving mall traffic to get a cookie cake…make one at home yourself. And no matter your team, good luck in this year’s tournament! I’m off to decide who would win the battle between a yard goat and an artichoke. (Just kidding, we all know that a yard goat > an artichoke!)
Do you have any other favorite sports mascot names?
What is your favorite occasion for Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake? (The correct answer is all occasions.)
And just one more…because it’s my favorite mascot name of all time. The mascot for The Arkansas School for the Deaf is the leopards. Think about that one for a moment.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake
For the Cookie Cake
For the Cookie Cake
- Preheat oven to 350°F.
- Spray or lightly grease a 9” round tart pan; set aside. (Note: If you don’t have a tart pan, feel free to use a larger pan like a cheesecake pan. The extra height won’t matter!)
- Using an electric mixer, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy (~3 minutes on medium speed).
- Add egg and vanilla extract; mix until well combined.
- In a separate bowl, combine the flour, baking powder and salt; stir until well combined. Add this dry mixture to the mixing bowl and mix on low speed until just combined. Fold the chocolate chips into the dough.
- Press dough into prepared baking pan. Bake at 350°F for 21-23 minutes, or until edges just begin to turn golden brown. Side aside to cool.
For the Frosting
- Using a countertop mixer, beat butter on medium speed for 2-3 minutes.
- Add powdered sugar cup at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition until well incorporated.
- Add salt, milk and vanilla. Beat on medium speed for 3 minutes.
- Place ⅓ cup of frosting in a small bowl. Using black food coloring gel, color this frosting black; set aside.
- Place remaining frosting in a separate bowl. Using orange food coloring gel, color this portion of the frosting orange.
- Using a piping bag fitted with a small star tip, pipe a ring of orange stars around the outer edge of the cake.
- Using a piping bag fitted with a small round tip, pipe curved lines on cake to resemble a basketball. Slice into wedges before serving.